Yoshiz waKKKy zexperienzez

sounds like: "cotton handkerchief" ringo shiina

I'm not an avid erotic fan fiction enthusiast by any means. However, this one deserves recognition:

Yozhiz waKKKy zexperienzez
From The Mushroom Sex Kingdom

1 day wehn yozhi woz walkin down da ztreetz off muzhroom fagdome diz happend:
yozhi ztoppt n ztared @ the reznor zpinnin round on da plank.
"wtfz up?" he zaid
"nuffin" da reznor replied n gazed @ yozhiz boobz
yozhi notized dat da reznor woz gazin @ hiz boobz n zaid:
"u wanna tuch em?"
"omfg can i????" da reznor zaid n zmiled
"zure follo me hmoe n ill let u tuch em *wInK*"
zo da reznor followd yozhi home n he had a hard on all walk lol a rezno hardonn.....

wenn dey finlly reached yozhiz houze da reznor notized dat dere where more yhzhis their....
"woz goin on hea?" he azkt wile rubbin hiz peniz LOL
"ztfu!" yozhi zaid
"omg"
den da yozhiz jumpt reznor n tied him 2 toad......
"toad wtf r u doin hea???????????" reznor azkt
"yozhi zed i cud tuch hiz boobz zo i flowed him hea" cried toad wile rubbin hiz penizez
reznor gave toad a kizz n ztrated zukkin hiz peniz
"omfg ima cum" zed toad n cummed on reznor
"omg dat woz zo gr8" reznor zaid
denn da yozhiz raped dem..........4ever